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Announcement Part 2
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Game/Games Rules/Rule! v1
Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 10:42 PM
Here is a compilation of the rules of the various games played in Pisay but some are not that accurate since these rules are based on self-experience only. (autisman)

Rules of Charge [simplified version]:
  • Objective: to eliminate all other players.
  • In order to do that you may use:
Offensive Moves:
  1. Bang - 1 charge (The primary move used in the game)
  2. Double Bang - 2 charges (An upgraded version of 'Bang'; also breaks a player's shield if the attacked player is using a shield)
  3. Split Bang - 2 charges (A split between two Bangs and can be used to direct a Bang to two players at once)
  4. Switch - 3 charges (Switch places with another player while the attacks executed remain)
  5. Bazooka - 5 charges (Defeats all other attacks except for #6)
  6. Super Bang Bazooka Double Triple Quadruple - 100 charges (Defeats everything; when successfully used, you will receive the title of 'Ultimate Charger')
Super Bang Bazooka Double Triple Quadruple > Bazooka > Double Bang > Bang

Defensive Moves:
  1. Shield - Can be used to defend against Bangs.
  2. Mirror - Reflects Bangs and Double Bangs; can only be used once.
P.S. Hardcore version will be uploaded after some vigorous research.

Rules of Ninja:
*under construction*
P.S. I don't even know what Ninja is.






P.P.S. The rules are also ninja. (ahahaha funny.)
P.P.P.S. Well, not really.

Rules of the Epic Legendary Two-Handed Bato-Bato-Pick/J'n'P/Rock-Paper-Scissors (Original)(probably)
  • If you use scissors for both hands and your opponent uses paper for both hands, you will have 4 points while the opponent will have none. This is because each of your scissors will have 2 points by "cutting" the 2 papers.
  • If you use 1 scissors and 1 rock and the opponent uses 1 rock and 1 paper, you'll have 1 point (because scissors cuts paper) and the opponent will have 2 points (because paper covers rock and rock breaks scissors).
  • The game may be played up to 100 points or more coz it won't take long to get that much in Epic Legendary Two-Handed Bato-Bato-Pick/J'n'P/Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Rules of Just Throw the Masking Tape Dude! (Mg Original)
  • You will need: Masking tape, a playing area of around 15 feet.
  • This is a two-player game.
  • This is how to play it:
  1. The two players will start in the middle of the playing area (PA) with the tips of their shoes touching each other. 
  2. Their other foot will be lined up behind their first. It's kinda like the starting position of pick and split.
  3. Any method may be used to determine who goes first.
  4. The players will hold up their non-throwing arms up, with the hand balled in a fist, except for one finger that's pointing up.
  5. That finger can't be the thumb.
  6. The hand must be stationary.
  7. The objective of the game is to push the opponent to his/her side of the PA
  8. This happens when a player throws the masking tape and it doesn't get hooked on the opposing player's finger. The player who missed will have to put his/her front foot behind her/his back foot. The back of one must touch the front of the other.
  9. If the player does shoot it and it goes in, then that player will put his/her back foot in front of her/his front foot. The back of one must touch the front of the other.

Rules of The Retarded/ Autisman Baller Game 

  • For this you'll need ballers (but rubber bands are also useful and they provide a different experience).
  • Any number of people may play this game.
  • Each player may have any number of ballers as long as the ballers are distributed evenly.
  • The objective of the game is to collect all of your opponents ballers.
  • This is how:
  1. The group will decide who goes first.
  2. In order to capure another players ballers, one must place his baller on top of the other players baller. Once this happens, the baller is (temporarily*) yours.
  3. This is done by flicking (and only flicking (you can't throw, blow, fling, punch, kick, etc)) the baller once.
  4. After that, one must wait for one's turn again.
               *see note at bottom iv.

  • If your baller is captured, you place your next baller in its starting position in front of you.
  • If you run out of ballers, you're out of the game.
  • If you guys are playing on a table and your baller falls of the table or other similar playing space, you place your baller back to the place where it fell of the table, which usually is the edge of the table; not on the space it occupied before the shot was made.
  • Note: if you win, you must return the ballers or else it will be impossible to start a new game without the other players having to buy new ballers. Unless of course it was agreed upon the players before the start of the game. Or you can also choose not to enter all your ballers at the beginning of a game so that you still have some just in case you're playing for keeps.
  • For a video of some people playing it in first year, watch this:
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1281233786047&set=t.1086130220&type=2


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Friday, December 16, 2011, 9:23 PM
BACK FROM HIATUS.

QUALITY POST SPAMS WILL COMMENCE TOMORROW.

INCLUDING THE SEQUEL NG OC NA HINDI NAMAN TALAGA OC: PART 2.

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WOW
Friday, December 9, 2011, 1:55 PM
Nasuspend?!

Kanina lang talon ng talon yung mga tao. Pati ako tumatalon talon na rin.
Maraming nagyayakapan.
Maraming nagpapakabangag

Ano pa nga ba't napostpone ang friday classes? Hindi narin masama. More time to do leisure hehe

Last week na next week?!

One week nalang at mas marami na kong mapopost dito sa blog.

May mga bagong section narin akong idadagdag.

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The Power of Google Docs
Tuesday, December 6, 2011, 2:18 PM
Alam mo yung gumagawa ka ng project na maraming paperwork pero nakakatamad magsulat? may computer naman eh

Alam mo yung may internet ka pero tinatamad ka maghanap ng libro? may internet naman eh.

Alam mo yung magsusuper-cram kayo ng project na individual? may computer na may internet naman eh.

Alam mo yung magsusuper-cram kayo ng project na may kagrupo? may Google Docs naman eh :>

Wait. What? Google Docs? Never heard of that...


Chances are... Hindi ka Pisay student o buong buhay Pisay mo wala kang ginawa kundi umasa sa mga kaibigan at groupmates mo para gawin ang project mo..

Wag ka magalala, in some way, lusot ka na. Pero mas cool idea ko kaya hindi ka na makakalusot.

Dormer ka ba? May computer naman dyan or manghiram ka nalang :>
Hindi mo alam gagawin mo? Magchat nalang tayo tungkol dyan.
Paano tayo magtutulungan? May Google Docs para dyan.

Pati nga 'tong blogspot powered by Google eh haha.

"So what now huh?" (Arquiza, 2011)

Before I start Mr. Arquiza, I would like to say na tulungan mo naman kami sa Chemistry dun sa Google Docs natin. (oooooh may application :>)

Well, it's a neat way. Lalo na kapag 3rd year pataas na student ka (STR kasi, HI SIR ALBOS KUNG NAGBABASA KA :D). Lalo na siguro kapag College ka na.

Saludo ako sa Tatlong Manok Na Todo Google Docs. (TMNT-Google Docs)
Alyannah Saringan
Adrianne Ardohne
Dorothy Joy Ytac.

Yes Adrianne hindi ko aayusin spelling ng last name mo :>

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Pisay life
Wednesday, November 23, 2011, 4:24 PM
Pisay life is not complete without PDA.

Paul Daniel Ang = PDA

&

Patrick David Arboleda = PDA


Let me rephrase that..
Pisay life is not complete without Paul Daniel Ang or Patrick David Arboleda.

Tidbit: they are both from Rb2013.
edit.

AYIIEEE :">

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Moment and Quotation of the Day (and extra tidbits)
Friday, October 28, 2011, 9:21 PM
Moment of the Day: TRIG OR TREAT! tapos nakuha nila Rei, Marie, and Michael, and arDONE, treat... T-T


Q-q-quotation of the Day: "Kung naka-Gloria costume ka, sana ikaw ung best costume..." - Sir Chuckie on Nemuel's lack of neckbrace


and oh yeah... reg. uniform na starting Thursday :D
and maraming assignments... yay?

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Magnesium Bot's Sexy Math Tips
Tuesday, October 18, 2011, 6:36 PM
1. Use a pencil when graphing.
2. Double check. Even a robot's greatest mistake is carelessness
3. Too hard? Skip and return later.
4. Don't use a calculator... it's cheating.
5. Don't follow rule 6.
6. Follow rule 5.
7. Be careful of paradoxes.
8. Saying "Sir! Bonus!" will not make him give you a bonus, but having the whole class say it at least three times might.
9. H2O has a bent molecular geometry.
10. Don't ask Michael Brodeth how to do this stuff. You're just wasting your time. Even if he does try to help, you'll only understand about 2% of what he's saying.
11. Reassure yourself. Cam down and don't be nervous.
12. Be an optimist and hope for the best...
13. Or be a pessimist and be glad over the smallest things
14. Remember this saying: "It is not what you remember the day before, but what you remember just before."
15. It is always good to listen to the lesson. The worst things that happen is when you forget what you're learning
16. Imagine. Sometimes the answer is "in the Image".
17. Two ways: Direct approach and working backwards. For now, that's all you SHOULD need.
18. Consult or refer to written notes. Well-typed words on paper hurt your brain, and so does Michael.
19. Keep it relevant. If you start with math and then end up writing about something with chemistry, then you're doing something wrong.
20. Thank MagnesiumBot for at least trying to help you.


P.S. Start studying so I don't get asked "Paturo sa Math!" all the time :(

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